Archive | December 2014

Its been a looooong time coming ….

Dear all

i want to thank you for all the emails & messages chasing me on updates, recipes, helpful, yet totally un-pc, ways of dealing with various HK issues. These all important queries, such as where to hide ones Domestic Help after you’ve smuggled them into the UK will be answered in depth after the never ending, lest we forget (?) enjoyable, Xmas holidays are over.

I mean, its bad enough having to run around Christmas shopping & trying to locate Frozen Disney outfits (The Captain cant seem to get enough of that Disney marvel we all know & love/hate, before breaking out into song….. “Let it go, let it go…..” I’m also searching for a huge  Spider-Man toy. My son wants the “real one, not the toy Mummy”…. Errrrrrr so do I Son, so do I… Now fuck off & stop picking your nose all over my once lovely furniture.

Not only is December shit because I’m stuck in Catholic, Muslim, Jewish confusion (Catholic school, Muslim folks, Jewish kids & old man), but this is also a horrible time of year for those of us who have lost a family member. Xmas time is always another milestone for many & my Dad LOVED Xmas as it was our time to cook together (he was a Chef) & get merry (we both drank ALOT while prepping the Xmas meal for 50 local Iranian “friends” & family who would pop by at any point that day. Anyhow…. That’s my deep thought of the day covered. I’m still in denial & would rather bury myself in Xmas shopping hell than proceed along this train of thought.

Sooooooo…..Its been quite possibly the MOST unexpected year of my life & ive got tonnes to report. Some parts will piss the usual Internet trolls off …. Like how i think we may all have misjudged HK Killer (& mum of 3) Nancy Kissell too quickly……bring it on trolls/haters. And some parts, like my oh-so-mutha-fucking-simple recipes (including how to slowly poison ones husband) will soon be written up & out there for the sharing. Just please be responsible & don’t print off recipes your kids can read people as I fucking love to swear like any fucking exhausted pissed off mum-of-3 does. Be fucking diligent!

Ive missed you all in HK but holy shit people, wait until you hear how things work hereimagein shitholio London (previously referred to as “my beloved London”). I was, of course, wearing blinkered glasses at the time of my old statement, smeared in vodka & emotional delusion. I had no idea what reality really was until this year…

Anyhow….. I’m back & ready to share from next month.

Get your cosmos (or Whisky’s) ready ….. I’m about to piss everyone off….and I can’t fucking wait.

ps. Hope all your kids are well?!

Pps. We HAD to go and buy a fucking bitch of a dog (yes she’s cute but why do I need to clean up more shit on a daily basis than I already do?!!) photo above of our puppy at the start of last year after a 20 minute walk where she attempted to hump anything that moved. This included a squirrel which i recorded & posted on youtube. Dogs are apparently like their owners…. Horny frustrated bitch then 😉 don’t judge people, you’ve all got scary dark shit hidden somewhere in the darkest depths of those closets.

Have a wonderful Chrismukkka!!!!! I like to refer to this once enjoyable festive holiday as “Hell”…